Amuseables Sports Tennis Ball is never off-duty. When he’s not on court, he’s in the booth, offering running commentary with American cousin Baseball, who favours stats over storytelling (to Tennis Ball’s dismay).

He’s sharp-eyed, fast-talking, and prone to slow-mo replays of his own serve. Pickleball says it’s a habit. He calls it analysis. They first met during a transatlantic rally and still train together most mornings – provided the mics are off!

Got a sporting opinion? He’s got a mic, and time for your take.