Since she was a chick, Keli Pelican dreamt of having her own talk show. She got her start interviewing Chip Seagull about the fanciest foods he’d stolen from beachgoers (answer: mushy peas and a battered sausage).

These days, she’s the beloved host of The Beak, securing all the showbiz scoop from the who’s who of Jellies.

Her dream guest? Ricky Rain Frog. She’s sent several polite letters inviting him for a chat, but so far, the only response has been “Do I have to leave the house?”. One day...